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Author Topic: Vodka Makes The Perfect Cocktail, But What Else Can It Do?  (Read 814 times)
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« on: February 18, 2010, 03:21:32 PM »

http://greenopolis.com/goblog/litegreen/vodka-makes-perfect-cocktail-what-else-can-it-do

16 weird and wonderful uses for vodka... and a few drink recipes.

"At a recent cocktail party, I was surprised to find people favoring brandy and bourbon drinks over vodka drinks. It surprised me because vodka has always seemed to me to be the go-to choice for a good drink. Maybe a Martini, a vodka tonic, a Cosmo, or even a Black Russian, all delicious drinks.

I'm a vodka fan, personally. And even though vodka seems to have fallen out of favor over the last few years as a perfect cocktail mixer, I still think the Martini is one of the best cocktails ever invented. I mean, there must be hundreds of martini recipes alone. And that doesn't even touch on the whole Bloody Mary sect.

With vodka out of favor at the local bar, I started to wonder how else vodka might earn its keep, and found out something pretty interesting.

Vodka is versatile.

Vodka has many uses. Some of them are interesting and some are way out there. So read on to discover a countdown of some weird and wonderful uses for vodka.

16. Clean jewelry. Soak jewelry in vodka for five minutes, rinse and dry

15. Remove lipstick stains from clothing. Rub the stain with vodka, then throw into your regular wash.

14. Cure foot odor by washing your feet with vodka

13. Make a soothing ice pack. Mix one cup vodka and one cup water in a resealable freezer bag and freeze until slushy. Use to relieve sprains, aching muscles and tired eyes.

12. Treat an ear ache. Put a few drops of vodka in your ear, let set for a few minutes, then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.

11. Make a mouthwash - that's right, mouthwash! If you want minty breath, but don't want your boss to think you’ve had a three martini breakfast, try this recipe. Mix 1/2 cup cinnamon or 3-4 whole sprigs of fresh mint with one cup vodka. Seal in a jar and let flavors mingle for about two weeks. Strain the mixture through a coffee filter. To use, mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. But remember not to swallow!

10. Treat cold sores by applying a little vodka to the spot with a q-tip. Your cold sore will be gone within a few days.

9. Clear up your outbreak of teenage acne. Since alcohol is a commonly used ingredient in acne products, why not use vodka instead? Apply vodka to your face using a cotton ball. The alcohol in the vodka is an astringent which will clean, tighten pores and kill bacteria.

8. Clean your cheaters. Yes, vodka can clean your eye glasses. Simply wipe each lenss with a soft, clean cloth that’s been dampened with vodka. The alcohol will clean the glass, kill germs and remove dirt and grime that has built up on your lenses.

7. Clean and disinfect your razor. Fill a cup with vodka and soak your safety razor blade in it after shaving. The vodka will disinfect and clean any build up from the blade to help prevent rusting and keep it sharp.

6. Treat Poison Ivy. One of the many hazards of enjoying the great outdoors is an the sting and itch of poison ivy, oak or sumac. It can lead to a nasty, long-lasting rash. To avoid the rash, pour vodka on skin that has come into contact with poison ivy, and the alcohol will wash away the itchy culprit, Urushiol.

5. Freshen your laundry. Did your dog bring something smelly inside and lay it on your lap? Did your Caesar Salad miss your mouth and hit your shirt at lunch?  Does your son work on a shrimp boat? When strong odors are a problem, use vodka to eliminate them. Keep a spray bottle of vodka handy in the laundry. Simply spritz the offending item with vodka and let dry before washing. Vodka kills odour causing bacteria, but doesn't leave a scent behind when dry. (Spot-test first to be safe.)

4. Keep it shiny. Make your chrome, glass and porcelain fixtures sparkle by wiping them with vodka. Just a few drops on a soft, clean cloth will cut the grease and add the shine.

3. Keep your hair healthy. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. to have a super clean scalp and extra shiny locks.

2. Get rid of mold. Fill a spray bottle with vodka and squirt the icky black stuff to keep your bathroom smelling fresh.

And the number one, weirdest use for vodka I can come up with is - drum roll please -  using it to make a screwdriver... but hey, that's just me. Ba-dum-pump!

For me, it'll always be a martini, James Bond style, please.

And in case you, too, really just want to drink your vodka, here are a few really good - but weird and drinkable - ideas for your vodka."
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 03:28:19 PM »

Vodka is the most disgusting alcohol ever. The smell alone is enough to make one puke.  th_HB1ex_censoredLS
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 03:40:16 PM »

As do most cleaning solvents!   crylol2
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 05:06:36 PM »

As do most cleaning solvents!   crylol2
Hey, maybe that is what vodka is intended to be! Who knew? That's what they get for writing on the bottles in Russian.
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 05:49:08 PM »

That's 15 wastes of perfectly good vodka.
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 04:57:34 PM »

That's 15 wastes of perfectly good vodka.

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2010, 10:51:36 AM »

Vodka is also great for cleaning your beer goggles
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