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niflheim
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Re: Blowjobs
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Quote from: willowelve on October 15, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
if the mood is there it is all good, just no squirts on my face or in my mouth. so no, NO swallow, No spit. just plain fellatio... ;)
Those are reasonable terms. I'll have my people draw up an arrangement and it can be on your desk by morning. The arrangement, I mean. Or the paper agreement regarding the arrangement, I mean. That can be on your desk by morning. Or something.
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Re: Blowjobs
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Quote from: Zero on October 15, 2009, 05:42:23 PM
Give it a rest, Ash! You are lucky we haven't started giving a master class!
A master class? You?
The only thing we know about your excellence in this area is what you yourself post which may or may not be reliable. Before you start giving classes, I want an independent review from someone who hasn't borne your offspring.
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Re: Blowjobs
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Quote from: ashfall on October 15, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zero on October 15, 2009, 05:42:23 PM
Give it a rest, Ash! You are lucky we haven't started giving a master class!
A master class? You?
The only thing we know about your excellence in this area is what you yourself post which may or may not be reliable. Before you start giving classes, I want an independent review from someone who hasn't borne your offspring.
How hard can a master class in blow jobs be from a hetero male's point of view?
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Re: Blowjobs
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Quote from: Zero on October 16, 2009, 11:10:06 AM
How hard can a master class in blow jobs be from a hetero male's point of view?
Very, very hard.
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Re: Blowjobs
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October 16, 2009, 03:22:06 PM »
Quote from: Zero on October 16, 2009, 11:10:06 AM
Quote from: ashfall on October 15, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zero on October 15, 2009, 05:42:23 PM
Give it a rest, Ash! You are lucky we haven't started giving a master class!
A master class? You?
The only thing we know about your excellence in this area is what you yourself post which may or may not be reliable. Before you start giving classes, I want an independent review from someone who hasn't borne your offspring.
How hard can a master class in blow jobs be from a hetero male's point of view?
Ah yes, too true by half.
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Re: Blowjobs
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Quote from: ashfall on October 16, 2009, 03:22:06 PM
Quote from: Zero on October 16, 2009, 11:10:06 AM
Quote from: ashfall on October 15, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zero on October 15, 2009, 05:42:23 PM
Give it a rest, Ash! You are lucky we haven't started giving a master class!
A master class? You?
The only thing we know about your excellence in this area is what you yourself post which may or may not be reliable. Before you start giving classes, I want an independent review from someone who hasn't borne your offspring.
How hard can a master class in blow jobs be from a hetero male's point of view?
Ah yes, too true by half.
Out of the mouths of babes...
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Re: Blowjobs
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October 17, 2009, 12:24:08 AM »
Or into the mouths of babes?
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Or into the mouths of hobbits ( clerks 2 )
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Re: Blowjobs
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November 04, 2009, 09:03:15 PM »
Quote from: niflheim on October 15, 2009, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: willowelve on October 15, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
if the mood is there it is all good, just no squirts on my face or in my mouth. so no, NO swallow, No spit. just plain fellatio... ;)
Those are reasonable terms. I'll have my people draw up an arrangement and it can be on your desk by morning. The arrangement, I mean. Or the paper agreement regarding the arrangement, I mean. That can be on your desk by morning. Or something.
LOL, ok then glad we could get to a point where we agree... on something ;)
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Re: Blowjobs
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November 05, 2009, 07:27:47 PM »
Quote from: willowelve on November 04, 2009, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: niflheim on October 15, 2009, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: willowelve on October 15, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
if the mood is there it is all good, just no squirts on my face or in my mouth. so no, NO swallow, No spit. just plain fellatio... ;)
Those are reasonable terms. I'll have my people draw up an arrangement and it can be on your desk by morning. The arrangement, I mean. Or the paper agreement regarding the arrangement, I mean. That can be on your desk by morning. Or something.
LOL, ok then glad we could get to a point where we agree... on something ;)
Always glad to provide something you can sink your teeth into.
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Re: Blowjobs
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November 05, 2009, 08:58:42 PM »
Quote from: niflheim on November 05, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
Quote from: willowelve on November 04, 2009, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: niflheim on October 15, 2009, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: willowelve on October 15, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
if the mood is there it is all good, just no squirts on my face or in my mouth. so no, NO swallow, No spit. just plain fellatio... ;)
Those are reasonable terms. I'll have my people draw up an arrangement and it can be on your desk by morning. The arrangement, I mean. Or the paper agreement regarding the arrangement, I mean. That can be on your desk by morning. Or something.
LOL, ok then glad we could get to a point where we agree... on something ;)
Always glad to provide something you can sink your teeth into.
I always thought that was one of the BJ major no-nos.
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Re: Blowjobs
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November 06, 2009, 02:35:21 PM »
Quote from: ashfall on November 05, 2009, 08:58:42 PM
Quote from: niflheim on November 05, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
Quote from: willowelve on November 04, 2009, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: niflheim on October 15, 2009, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: willowelve on October 15, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
if the mood is there it is all good, just no squirts on my face or in my mouth. so no, NO swallow, No spit. just plain fellatio... ;)
Those are reasonable terms. I'll have my people draw up an arrangement and it can be on your desk by morning. The arrangement, I mean. Or the paper agreement regarding the arrangement, I mean. That can be on your desk by morning. Or something.
LOL, ok then glad we could get to a point where we agree... on something ;)
Always glad to provide something you can sink your teeth into.
I always thought that was one of the BJ major no-nos.
A bit of a nibble is also good.
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niflheim
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Re: Blowjobs
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Just don't bite off more than you could chew.
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willowelve
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Re: Blowjobs
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November 07, 2009, 06:59:32 AM »
Quote from: FranTheGimp on November 06, 2009, 02:35:21 PM
Quote from: ashfall on November 05, 2009, 08:58:42 PM
Quote from: niflheim on November 05, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
Quote from: willowelve on November 04, 2009, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: niflheim on October 15, 2009, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: willowelve on October 15, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
if the mood is there it is all good, just no squirts on my face or in my mouth. so no, NO swallow, No spit. just plain fellatio... ;)
Those are reasonable terms. I'll have my people draw up an arrangement and it can be on your desk by morning. The arrangement, I mean. Or the paper agreement regarding the arrangement, I mean. That can be on your desk by morning. Or something.
LOL, ok then glad we could get to a point where we agree... on something ;)
Always glad to provide something you can sink your teeth into.
I always thought that was one of the BJ major no-nos.
A bit of a nibble is also good.
Yes I thought the same but I heard that men kinda love the nibbling bits probably depends how hey, lol
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